Before you read this whole page, I want you to take a look at this thing and decide wether or not you want to really read about it. If you decided to brave the odds, Here it is. The Hopskinsville goblin is found in Hopskinsville, Kentucky. A man who claimed to have encountered it said that he saw it perched on a branch, staring at him. He got scared and shot it, but it didn't do anything. It jumped onto him and just clung onto his shirt like a koala bear, then jumped off into the tall grass and ran away. They say it's legs are totally useless, so it just hovers around, but others say that they saw it running, not that it really matters though. I suppose it is sort of cute if you look at it while closing your eyes.